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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Dec 2, 20225 min read
How to Guide: Build a Criminal Empire in Your Spare Time!
We’ve all done it, haven’t we? You know, build a criminal empire in our spare time. What! What do you mean “no, actually I’ve never done...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Dec 1, 20225 min read
Style Guide: Totalitarian Regimes and How to Dress
Here I am, at 5:15am on a Tuesday afternoon, wondering why this headache refuses to shift. A quick internet search suggests a few...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Nov 19, 20227 min read
Building a Medieval Fantasy Theme Park Specifically to Annoy Your Neighbours
Neighbours. Everybody needs good neighbours. Unfortunately, good neighbours exist only in mythological tales alongside such esteemed...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Nov 16, 20225 min read
Concocting a Sympathetic & Sustainable Wizard for the 21st Century
Oh, another wizard. How exciting... not. It’s just gonna be another old guy with long white hair waving his weathered magical staff at...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Nov 15, 20225 min read
AI Cartoons: Future Masters of an Oppressed Humanity?
“I, The Hunter, shall not chase and attempt to kill the bunny.” “I, The Bunny, shall not make facetious comments whilst remaining cool at...
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Brother Lembit
Aug 21, 20221 min read
Brother Lembit 'Agony Monk' - Alleviates Your Woes #I
My Gratitude for the Sunshine Knows No Bounds! Good day! Children of The Almighty! May I first wish upon you peace and a belly filled...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Aug 8, 20225 min read
Circumvent Planning Laws by Building A Fantasy Inn!
I understand Your Pain. You know what it’s like. We’ve all been there haven’t we? You spend thousands and thousands of Earth Credits to...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Aug 8, 20223 min read
Comedy Giraffes - An Untapped Potential?
Whilst scouring the brain for the next big thing, one cartoon animal stands head and shoulders above the rest. Well, mostly head and...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Aug 8, 20223 min read
FutureShock! Living in a Cartoon World
Technology is a weird thing. It starts out ridiculously simple and works well. Certainly, in a simple form, it is limited. But you’re...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Aug 8, 20222 min read
Fantasy Villains: Whiny Sob Story 'Evil' Versus Self-Empowered Smirking Evil
It happens all the frackin’ time. You’re thinking this villain is interesting, dangerous, random. And then... “Boo hoo, I’ve got a whiny...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Aug 8, 20223 min read
Dogstronauts - Why Cartoon Dogs Will Lead Mankind to the Stars
You know how it is - you’re out walking around looking for random things to do and minding your own business. BOOM! You’ve spotted a...
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Hal Tarren, Esquire.
Aug 8, 20224 min read
Could Now Be The Time to Allow Cartoon Cats to Become Presidents and Prime Ministers?
As we mere simple peasants watch and witness the shenanigans of The World at large, some are asking if now is the right time to try...
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