Primrose Hill, 1994. Keef Always wanted to be an actor. However, the thought of wasting his time appearing in 5th rate romantic comedies based in North London was too much to take. Though, he will perform random snippets of Shakespeare at dinner parties to annoy Jemima and her tetchy friend/stalker, Tobias, who is a total snob and claims Chaucer and Jane Austen would 'destroy' Bill Shaky in a bare knuckle boxing scuffle. Pah! Lunatic!