This is the story of a jumped up pantry pineapple who doesn't know his place. Random Pineapple dreams in a large fashion and has ambitions to match his dreams. On the pantry shelf are many charachters such as Peaches, Flakes, Jam, and Dry Milk. Dry Milk is always very grumpy... possibly because he never gets any action... likely because he went out of date in 2007. But forget Dry Milk, this thought provoking story is about Random Pineapple and his aspirations or whatever.